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PAD EAT A BAG OF D (STAY DRY)
PAD EAT A BAG OF D (STAY DRY)
PAD EAT A BAG OF D (STAY DRY)
PAD EAT A BAG OF D (STAY DRY)
PAD EAT A BAG OF D (STAY DRY)

SINGLE PAD ONLY

PAD EAT A BAG OF D (STAY DRY)

$14.00

DETAILS

🌈 “Eat a Bag of Dicks”

Delightfully offensive. Surprisingly absorbent. Unapologetically yours.

This pad is a whole mood—for when your uterus is throwing hands, your patience is on backorder, and someone really wants to test you. Covered in rainbows, bones, and absolutely zero subtlety, this print is your official hall pass to be unhinged and unbothered.

👑 Why You’ll Love It:

  • Stay Dry topper = smooth, slick, no swamp crotch

  • Loud enough to offend your tampon-loving aunt

  • Great for cramps, clots, and clapping back

💁♀️ Pairs well with:

  • A “not today” face

  • Midol & iced coffee

  • That one group chat where you can be feral

Top layer: This cloth pad has a skin-touching layer of moisture-wicking Stay Dry fabric
Hidden Layer: Zorb infused with silver ions.
Bottom Layer: Liquid-resistant 4D Zorb.

Size guide

CLOTH PAD SIZING

HOW TO CHOOSE YOUR PAD SIZE?

Grab a disposable pad that you would normally wear and a tape measure. Use the inches you measured to purchase the same size in a cloth pad. Start there! You will have to do some trial and error over time to test which pad size is best for you. You may find that you like a smaller cloth pad than your normal disposable pad. You may find that you prefer a bigger one. Every inch makes a huge difference in the fit on your body. So that is why every pad is measured by inches. 

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