🌈 “Eat a Bag of Dicks”
Delightfully offensive. Surprisingly absorbent. Unapologetically yours.
This pad is a whole mood—for when your uterus is throwing hands, your patience is on backorder, and someone really wants to test you. Covered in rainbows, bones, and absolutely zero subtlety, this print is your official hall pass to be unhinged and unbothered.
👑 Why You’ll Love It:
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Stay Dry topper = smooth, slick, no swamp crotch
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Loud enough to offend your tampon-loving aunt
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Great for cramps, clots, and clapping back
💁♀️ Pairs well with:
Top layer: This cloth pad has a skin-touching layer of moisture-wicking Stay Dry fabric
Hidden Layer: Zorb infused with silver ions.
Bottom Layer: Liquid-resistant 4D Zorb.