🎄 “Stink, Stank, Stunk” – GrYnch Supplex Pads (Christmas in July Edition)
Turns out your uterus is 100% that GrYnch — grouchy, overdramatic, and ready to ruin the party. But don’t worry, these pads are here to steal your flow instead of your joy.
💚 Printed with iconic Grinch sass, shady quotes, and unapologetic energy — because nothing says holiday spirit like side-eye and rage bleeding.
🧵 Supplex only:
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Feels like a soft sports bra
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Wicks away moisture faster than your tolerance for carolers
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Durable, lightweight, and dries quick for summer or snowstorm survival
📏 Available in sizes from “A lil’ PMS hissy fit” to “Full-blown Whoville meltdown.”
Perfect for anyone who’s ever hated Christmas music, people, or pants.
Top layer: This cloth pad has a skin-touching layer of smooth performance Supplex fabric.
Hidden Layer: Zorb infused with silver ions.
Bottom Layer: Liquid-resistant 4D Zorb.
You can choose your absorbency level with a single zorb (absorbs 4 menstrual cups of fluid) or double zorb add on (absorbs 8 menstrual cups of fluid).