đ âA Vintage Christmasâ â Classic Holiday Pads
Silent night? Yeah, right. Your uterus is hosting its own Christmas Eve massacre, and these pads are the only gift worth unwrapping.
This dreamy vintage print features old-school Santas, snow-kissed trees, candles, and cozy-as-hell vibes â perfect for bleeding in style while pretending youâre sipping cider and not raging inside.
đ For those who:
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Romanticize Christmas but secretly hate small talk
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Want to feel like a fancy Hallmark character with cramps
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Know Grandma wouldâve ditched those crusty belts for these pads in a heartbeat
đ§” Available in soft, absorbent comfort â just like your favorite flannel but for your crotch.
Top layer: This cloth pad has a skin-touching layer of butter-soft Swim or absorbent cotton fabric.
Hidden Layer: Zorb infused with silver ions.
Bottom Layer: Liquid-resistant 4D Zorb.
You can choose your absorbency level with a single zorb (absorbs 4 menstrual cups of fluid) or double zorb add on (absorbs 8 menstrual cups of fluid).