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PAD PMS PEST CONTROL (MINKY)

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šŸ› Exterminate the bullsh*t.

Introducing PMS Pest Control—the pad for when your hormones are crawling and every living thing within a 10-foot radius feels like a personal attack. Covered in an entire damn insectarium of bugs, worms, beetles, and flying ā€œhell no’sā€ā€”this print is a walking red flag and we love that for you.

šŸ’š Why It’s a Must-Have:

  • Minky topper = soft enough to make you forget you’re bleeding (almost)

  • Visual representation of your inner rage and external ick

  • Ideal for your monthly ā€œI hate everythingā€ meltdown

🚫 Best Used When:

  • You’re about to cancel plans for the fourth time this week

  • Someone says ā€œIt’s just PMSā€ and you contemplate homicide

  • Your uterus feels like it’s being attacked by fire ants

Top layer: This cloth pad has a skin-touching layer of soft, plush Minky fabric.
Hidden Layer: Zorb infused with silver ions.
Bottom Layer: Liquid-resistant 4D Zorb.

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