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PAD EAT A BAG OF D (MINKY)

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💙 Soft, Savage, & Slightly Inappropriate

Same iconic chaos as the Stay Dry version—but this time wrapped in plush, pettable minky so you can feel luxuriously hostile.

Covered in dicks, rainbows, clouds, and clovers like a fever dream from your emotionally unstable uterus, this pad is a passive-aggressive hug for your crotch.

💢 Minky Madness Includes:

  • That soft as hell top layer your labia’s been begging for

  • A print so offensive, it’s basically a verbal warning

  • Maximum comfort for cramps, PMS, or just dealing with people

🩸 Use This If:

  • You’re bloated, moody, and about to wreck someone with your words

  • You want your period pad to be comfier than your emotional support hoodie

  • You enjoy irony, profanity, and plush genital insulation

Top layer: This cloth pad has a skin-touching layer of soft, plush Minky fabric.
Hidden Layer: Zorb infused with silver ions.
Bottom Layer: Liquid-resistant 4D Zorb.

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