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PAD CROTCH ROACHES (MINKY)

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🪳 She creeps, she bleeds, she conquers.

Introducing Crotchroach—the pad that survives everything. Heavy flow? No problem. Apocalyptic cramps? Bring it on. Baby, this thing could outlast your last situationship and still come out lookin’ plush.

Covered in the most disturbing little buggers you’ve ever slapped near your hoo-ha, this ultra-soft minky topper is basically the “ick” with a built-in side of “idgaf.”

Why You’ll Secretly Love It:

  • That cloud-soft minky to soothe your fiery crotch rage

  • A print so wrong, it’s right

  • The kind of shock factor that clears a room and keeps your stash untouched

🛑 Good For:

  • Pissing off haters

  • Protecting your coochie from society and leaks

  • Reclaiming grossness as power

Top layer: This cloth pad has a skin-touching layer of soft, plush Minky fabric.
Hidden Layer: Zorb infused with silver ions.
Bottom Layer: Liquid-resistant 4D Zorb.

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